{"id":447,"date":"2017-05-08T06:37:29","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T06:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/?p=447"},"modified":"2021-03-12T02:00:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-12T02:00:27","slug":"im-queen-may-mother-im-queen-may","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/im-queen-may-mother-im-queen-may\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;For I&#8217;m to Be Queen of the May, Mother, I&#8217;m to Be Queen of the May&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/uncle-bills-column-header.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-518\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/uncle-bills-column-header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/uncle-bills-column-header.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/uncle-bills-column-header-300x50.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>\n<p>Evidently certain folks like to entertain themselves by writing &#8220;funny&#8221; lyrics to well-known folk and popular tunes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-801\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/robinsoncrusoe-large-231x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"231\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/robinsoncrusoe-large-231x300.jpeg 231w, https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/robinsoncrusoe-large-768x995.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/robinsoncrusoe-large-790x1024.jpeg 790w, https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/robinsoncrusoe-large.jpeg 1608w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 231px) 100vw, 231px\" \/>This works very well as private amusement, I suppose, but isn&#8217;t it a bother when you find yourself faced with eight or ten stanzas supposedly &#8220;Sung to the Tune of the &#8216;Haircrofters&#8217; Ball'&#8221;? Or some other ditty\u00a0that the amateur lyricist remembers from a piano-book of his youth, but which is now lost to time.<\/p>\n<p>That is annoying enough, but it&#8217;s even worse when you are given an alternate name for the tune, one with which you are unfamiliar. You may not be too befuddled when you see &#8220;Over Hill Over Dale&#8221; named as the tune to words that clearly have the meter of &#8220;The Caisson Song.&#8221; And you probably know that &#8220;O Maryland My Maryland&#8221; has\u00a0approximately the same melody as &#8220;O Tannenbaum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But what are you to do when someone is thinking of &#8220;Little Brown Jug&#8221; but tells you sing to the tune of &#8220;Ha! Ha! Ha!&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-19\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/unclebillclassic1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"169\" \/>In my childhood there was a popular song about a Red Indian maiden, recorded by many a dance band, to which we had the sheet music in our piano bench. As I recall, its correct name was &#8220;Red Wing.&#8221; But recently, in our weekly newspaper, there were lyrics that seemed to have a similar cadence but which we were advised were written for the music of the song, &#8220;The Happy Farmer Returning from Work.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My researchers tell me that &#8220;Red Wing&#8221; was a popular adaptation of that earlier work. But who in this day and age would know <em>that<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>Less forgivable, I feel, is the wordsmith who sent me a couple of stanzas that she insisted were to be sung to the tune of &#8220;There Once Was a Union Maid Who Never Was Afraid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evidently certain folks like to entertain themselves by writing &#8220;funny&#8221; lyrics to well-known folk and popular tunes. This works very well as private amusement, I suppose, but isn&#8217;t it a bother when you find yourself faced with eight or ten stanzas supposedly &#8220;Sung to the Tune of the &#8216;Haircrofters&#8217; Ball&#8217;&#8221;? 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