{"id":411,"date":"2017-04-28T05:26:37","date_gmt":"2017-04-28T05:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/?page_id=411"},"modified":"2022-02-07T06:13:22","modified_gmt":"2022-02-07T06:13:22","slug":"drivel","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/drivel\/","title":{"rendered":"DRIVEL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Articles that our editorial staff considers utter nonsense.<\/p>\n<p><code>\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tvs-newest-villain-the-unscrupulous-publisher-1964\/\">TV&#8217;s Newest Villain: the Unscrupulous Publisher (1964)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>This impressed me when I first read it in Jerome Beatty Jr.&#8217;s book-biz column, Trade Winds, in Saturday Review. Patty Duke and SatRev sharing the same media glebe! Like one of those sitcoms where people from a completely different show turn up. Like the Danny Thomas episode where he gets arrested by Sheriff Andy Griffith. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/books\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Books<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/commentary\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Commentary<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/jerome-beatty-jr\/\" rel=\"tag\">Jerome Beatty Jr.<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/patty-duke\/\" rel=\"tag\">Patty Duke<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/saturday-review\/\" rel=\"tag\">Saturday Review<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/unz-com\/\" rel=\"tag\">unz.com<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/vanity-publishing\/\" rel=\"tag\">vanity publishing<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on TV&#8217;s Newest Villain: the Unscrupulous Publisher (1964)<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/ask-the-family-doctor-is-it-healthy-when-youngster-wants-to-run-away-from-home\/\">Ask the Family Doctor: Is It Healthy When Youngster Wants to Run Away from Home?<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>with Ferenc Molmar, M.D. Q. My 15-year-old has suddenly become very excited about running away from home. I discovered this when I went into the youngster&#8217;s bedroom and found a large polka-dot kerchief, all knotted up with underwear inside, and tied to the business end of my Cleveland Niblick. I think this is a fad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/column\/\" rel=\"category tag\">column<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/medicins-sans-frontal-lobes\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Medicins sans frontal-lobes<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/adult-children-of-alcoholics\/\" rel=\"tag\">Adult Children of Alcoholics<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/dr-molmar\/\" rel=\"tag\">Dr Molmar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/niblicks\/\" rel=\"tag\">niblicks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/rent-boys\/\" rel=\"tag\">rent boys<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/runaways\/\" rel=\"tag\">runaways<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Ask the Family Doctor: Is It Healthy When Youngster Wants to Run Away from Home?<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/the-button-down-mind-of-dan-howland-1994\/\">The Button-Down Mind of DAN HOWLAND (1994)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Dan Howland disappeared from San Diego sometime in the late 90s and reappeared in Portland, OR, where he is said to have authored an amusement-ride quarterly journal. This classic is reproduced as it originally appeared in Gallery News in 1994&#8230;as it is an image and we are not about to type it in. A friend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/art\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Art<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/commentary\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Commentary<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/nostalgia\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Nostalgia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/society\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Society<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/dan-howland\/\" rel=\"tag\">Dan Howland<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/dan-oneill\/\" rel=\"tag\">Dan O'Neill<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/disneyland\/\" rel=\"tag\">Disneyland<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/euro-disney\/\" rel=\"tag\">Euro Disney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/michael-eisner\/\" rel=\"tag\">Michael Eisner<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on The Button-Down Mind of DAN HOWLAND (1994)<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/museums-for-the-demented\/\">Museums for the Demented<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>In the never-ending search for some socially redeeming purpose in &#8220;art&#8221;\u2014I don&#8217;t mean actual creations in sculpture, portraiture, illustration, music, etc.; but layabout-supporting grants and foundations\u2014someone in England has decided the art thing might be good for dementia. From Museum Next: In recent years, museums have trialled [sic] and tested a broad range of initiatives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/art\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Art<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/medicins-sans-frontal-lobes\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Medicins sans frontal-lobes<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/alzheimers\/\" rel=\"tag\">Alzheimer's<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/art-therapy\/\" rel=\"tag\">art therapy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/dementia\/\" rel=\"tag\">dementia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/memories-of-london\/\" rel=\"tag\">Memories of London<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/museums\/\" rel=\"tag\">museums<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Museums for the Demented<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/dog-food-bad-children\/\">Is Dog Food Bad for Children?<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>ASK THE DOCTOR with Ferenc Molmar, MD Q. Dear Dr. Molmar, We have neighbors who often punish or discipline their children by chaining them up in a dark basement with dishes of dog food and water. It&#8217;s canned dog food, I believe, though sometimes they also get kibble. I&#8217;ve heard of old people taking a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/medicins-sans-frontal-lobes\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Medicins sans frontal-lobes<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/dog-food\/\" rel=\"tag\">dog food<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Is Dog Food Bad for Children?<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/ask-family-doctor-race-sex-disposable-diapers\/\">Ask the Family Doctor: Race and Sex in Disposable Diapers<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>with Ferenc Molmar, MD Q. Dear Dr. Molmar, I have a little adoptive baby who you might say has a &#8220;touch of the tarbrush.&#8221;\u00a0According to rumor\u00a0his grandmother was part-Filipino, or Filipina, you might say. This creates a dilemma when it comes to shopping for disposable diapers at the supermarket. You see, they have Pampers and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/medicins-sans-frontal-lobes\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Medicins sans frontal-lobes<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/diapers\/\" rel=\"tag\">diapers<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/filipinos\/\" rel=\"tag\">Filipinos<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/floogies\/\" rel=\"tag\">Floogies<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/huggies\/\" rel=\"tag\">Huggies<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Ask the Family Doctor: Race and Sex in Disposable Diapers<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/red-bull-gallery-gets-wings-outta\/\">Red Bull Gallery Gets Its Wings! (It&#8217;s outta there!)<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Red Bull Arts will close its\u00a0West 18th Street location, bringing an end to a six-year run of mounting cutting-edge exhibitions that included key surveys devoted to\u00a0Rammellzee,\u00a0Gretchen Bender, and more. A representative for the art space, which is owned by the energy drink company Red Bull, said that the physical location\u2019s last outing was Akeem Smith [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/uncategorized\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Uncategorized<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"tag-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-tag-links\">Tagged<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/art\/\" rel=\"tag\">Art<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/tag\/red-bull\/\" rel=\"tag\">Red Bull<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Red Bull Gallery Gets Its Wings! (It&#8217;s outta there!)<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/antisocial-vindictive-fun\/\">Antisocial: Vindictive Fun!<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  To display full content including images and html,\n\t\treplace the_excerpt(); with the_content();  below. -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-summary\">\n\t\t<p>Interesting review here of Antisocial by Andrew Marantz. Surely one of the vicious books of the season. So now Andrew Marantz tacked to a new course, and homed in on an irresistibly rancid subject: the viral meme as the seducer and assassin of youth. In\u00a0Antisocial,\u00a0he illustrates this notion through two extended case studies. One of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n\t<\/div>\n\n\t<!--\tThis outputs the post META information -->\n\t<div class=\"entry-utility\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"cat-links\">\n\t\t\t\t<span class=\"entry-utility-prep entry-utility-prep-cat-links\">Posted in<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/books\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Books<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/commentary\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Commentary<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/category\/drivel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">drivel<\/a>\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<span class=\"meta-sep\">|<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"comments-link\">\n\t\t\t<span>Comments Off<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> on Antisocial: Vindictive Fun!<\/span><\/span>\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<!-- \/\/ Post Wrap End -->\n\n<!-- NOTE: If you need to make changes to this file, copy it to your current theme's main\n\tdirectory so your changes won't be overwritten when the plugin is upgraded. -->\n\n<!-- Post Wrap Start-->\n<div class=\"post hentry ivycat-post\">\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post TITLE -->\n\t<h2 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gallerynews.com\/current\/ask-family-doctor-starving-obese-child\/\">Ask the Family Doctor: Starving the Obese Child<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\t<!-- \tThis outputs the post EXCERPT.  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